OPERATION SUICIDE GOES HAYWIRE

This has to be one of the strangest, biggest, funniest things that has happened this semester. A year 2 guy attempted to take his life at his department's board room (of all places in Bowen)
The guy is reported to be the president of humanities who was alleged to have embezzled about 300K (confam potential house of reps member). He faced SDC last week. I couldn't get any news fron the outcome
The suicide incident happened on friday morning after he was questioned at admin about mismanaging his department funds.
He was "saved" by a lecturer, Mr Aremu.
But really, if he wanted to kill himself, he could have tried other means like jumping in front of a moving bus, or drowning himself in the fish pond, hanging himself on one of the trees in the forest, no one would have noticed. Just an attention seeker........ mscheew.  In other news, Iwo is hot.