Sunday, 27 October 2013

REASONS WHY DEVOTION IS NOT REALLY DEVOTION

As my Yoruba people will say, eleyi tu wa le o, attendance during devotion is the highest of it all and i honestly believe that nothing else can surprise me. NH girls were shocked on Saturday night at the sight of hostel wardens with attendance and their biro (na only pankere miss) to mark devotion attendance. This must have been a directive from the new vc who of course has collaboed with the chaplains to do us strong thing. I am not sure if this is going on in other hostels o, but i sha hope they get tired sooner than they usually do.


7 REASONS WHY DEVOTION IS NOT REALLY DEVOTION
  • The smell from the toilet lasan (male hostel angle)
  • Opportunity for some people to gist with their friends from other rooms (female hostel angle)
  • Its extremely difficult if not impossible to pause Fifa (especially now that Fifa14 is out)
  • Its not really nice when debtors and creditors meet na, so i will rather pretend to be asleep on my bed (Male and female hostels)
  • The noisemaker's don't let we the serious ones hear what the devotional leader is saying, all we year is praise the lord......minutes later.....lets share the grace.
  • Imagine what can happen if the light blinks for two seconds, two words, gadget, disappear (male hostel)
  • It is Bowen students, they are just like that.
Despite the fact that majority don't come out for devotion, most students actually have their own personal devotion, and for me that is the most important devotion, your personal time with God, so the authorities should stop chasing shadows and beg kemi bee to increase their fish size. Happy sunday 



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